uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

thescarletmermaid:

i love how 90% of the time luke windsor looks like an exasperated nanny trying to take care of a really excited kid rather than a publicist.

“tom. tom look at me. tom we have a schedule to keep.”

“thats it tom eyes forward. no dont talk to that strange man keep moving.”

“tom i left you alone for two minutes and you wandered off.”

basically everywhere they go its:

sellyourselfshort:

hello-is-there-anybody-there:

lovelynobody00:

If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.

Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED

shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep 

This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr

mi-fanno-bella:

helpmefixmyself:

I actually liked this poem of mine. No one else did, but I’m posting it again because I’m actually proud of this one ok. 

i love this

christmasstorieswelove:

magic-of-hogwarts:

Interviewer: “But I did bring my Harry Potter wand” (points at them)
Tom: “Woah easy!”
Jason: “Don’t point that thing at us!”

#they do not play lucius and draco malfoy #lucius and draco malfoy play jason and tom

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

Meanwhile Misha

wetbriefs:

fuckyoubarrels:

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

best series ever made

I love these three men more than my family

onamelancholyhill:

the-winchester-initiative:

This one wins. Everyone else go home.

You won the internet, darling

Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

radioactivepapertowns:

dragonflycup:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

shine bright like a ‘gina

what did I just read

My penis hurts after reading this